1 - Before we start properly JON , tell us a little about yourself , Name , Age (if you want), Sex, Job,

Where you live etc .....
My name is Jonathan Alan Christian (JC to most people). I will be 40 this year. I work for the same company as our beloved league chairman Cliff. I live in Orrell Park in Liverpool. Married with two kids, Rachel is 6 and Thomas will be 5 in March.

    2 - When did you join and how do you know our Organiser Cliff .
About 3 seasons ago. We are work colleagues.

    3 - What if any football team do you support and how do you think they'll do this season ?
Liverpool. Probably scrape into fourth place.

    4 - Where do you expect to finish in the Fantasy league & Cup this season ?
Cups - nowhere.  League - looks like I will have to settle for mid-table mediocrity as usual.

    5 - What car do you drive ?
Vectra

    6 - What type of music do you like ?
Usually anything that isn't in the charts.

    7 - Favourite TV Programme ?
League of Gentlemen

    8 - Favourite Film ?
Anything with Gene Hackman in.

    9 - I understand your car looks like an unmarked police car ! Why ?
 I was visiting my sister who lives in West Lancashire and they were stolen while my car was parked outside her house.(Bloody Lancastrians!!)

   10 - What's your pet hate ?
Bad grammer, and, pour speling.

   11 - If you were stuck alone on a desert island and a genie granted you 3 things you could have with you on that  island what  would they be ?
My wheel trims, the person(s) who stole them and a hired assassin.

   12 - You've just become Prime Minister , what's the 1st policy you'd introduce ?
Free alloy wheels for all.

   13 - If you were to describe yourself as a type of food , what would you be and why ?
Beans on toast - cos I'm a bit boring.

   14 - What's your favourite past-time ?
Listening to some decent music without being disturbed.

   15 - You've just won £5 million pound on the lottery , what's the 1st 3 things you buy ?
A nice big house in the country. Therapy sessions for my wife's addiction to shopping and a decent looking (non-french) car for Cliff.

   16 - And finally , if you were to emigrate where would you go and why ?
Canada. It's like America but without all the bullshit.

Thank you Jon , very humurous ! Does no-one love me ?

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