Fantasy Player Interviews

INTERVIEW 5 - 6th Jan 2004

Our 5th Interviewee is Donna , my niece , who manages CHUBBACHUPS CHUBBY PUPS.

WPC Donna
 
PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS WITH AS MUCH HUMOUR AS YOU LIKE .
 
     1 - START BY TELLING US A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF , FULL NAME , AGE , JOB AND WHERE
          U LIVE ?
     Heya people!!! MY name is Donna Danielle Griffin, im 16, work as a waitress (or should I say a customer burner) at
     shaw hill golf club and im doing a BTEC National Diploma for ICT Practitioners (don’t that make me sound fully clever)
     at runshaw!N im single just incase Steven Gerrard is reading this!
 
     2 - WHEN DID U JOIN OUR LEAGUE AND HOW DO YOU KNOW CLIFF THE ORGANISER ?
     I joined the league I think when it first started, and the mad thing is I don’t even know what my team name is and I
     haven’t changed me team since then, I think it magically changes itself!  Thou, I do make sure everyweek Steven Gerrard
     is left on! Cliff is my buzzin uncle!
 
     3 - WHAT FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT ?
     Liverpool of course, who else??? I expecillay like watchin Steven Gerrard run up n down the pitch!
 
     4 - WHEN YOU EVENTUALLY PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST WHAT CAR WOULD YOU LIKE ?
     To tell the truth, I dunno, I think I’ll find it a trouble reaching the steering wheel, I might have to stick with me cosy
     coupe??? Or jus take Carlos’s (not ma dog) smart car, its about the same size!  I wouldn’t mind a mini thou!
 
     5 - WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE AND WHO ARE YOUR FAV SINGER(S) ?
     I like lotza music, just not the ones you like Cliff!  I think 2pac is decent, and at the moment im very into me Danish
     music, the Cheeky girls are good to, and I wont have anyone dissin them, even if they did get worst pop song ever!
 
     6 - WHAT ARE YOUR FAV TV PROGRAMMES ?
     I don’t watch T.V much, I don’t have enough time with Gary playin Tiger woods ALL day Everyday, Cliff why did you
     even have to show him that game???  When I do watch T.V, it usually music channels, ones like smash hits, the box and
     MTV, the ones cliff pretends he hates and we all know secretly after nanna’s gone to bed he’ll flick them on, especially
     them Teen American Comedy’s and he’ll buzz!!!
 
     7 - WHAT ARE YOUR FAV FILMS ?
     My favourite films would have to be chick flick kinda ones, like Bring it on!!! That’s Excellent, and save the last dance.
     I also like Shrek and Pulp fiction!
 
     8 - WHERE DO YOU EXPECT TO FINISH IN THE FANTASY LEAGUE THIS SEASON ?
     Erm, last or near to last?
 
     9 - I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WORK AS A WAITRESS WHEN NOT STUDENTING IN A POSH
    GOLF COURSE RESTAURANT . ANY FUNNY STORIES TO TELL US ABOUT ?
    Well.  I had an EXCELLENT night at the staff do the other day (Dressed as a police woman!) I kinda drunk (Sorry
    Mam) and stupid me decided to walk home barefooted on the frozed pavement! The police pulled us over like, think
    they thought I was off gallivanting on the job!  But during work I have had a few funny storys!  The gravy incident wasn’t
    very funny though!  Just last week I was pouring coffee to some work do, and a grop of womens asked for a tea, so I
    went in, got a tea tray ready, and brought it out to the women, minutes later, one of the managers came into the back
    where I was, with the pot of tea in his hand and asked me if I was trying to make my own concoction, stupid me had
    poured coffee in to the teapot and given it to the pour customers, luckily it was the kind who liked to have a laugh unlike
    the usually snobs who come in thinking there better than everyone else coz they’ve got a ring on there finger that’s worth
    more than your house!!!  Not that im jealous!  Honestly!  Another story I have is, the superviser had been away for a
    while and I only met her like 4 weeks ago, and one of the first things she said to me, is you need a longer skirt.One of the
    cooks overheard her, and they made a huge petition that they got loadza people to sign that was named KEEP
    DONNAz OLD SKIRT!!!  I was well impressed!I cant think of anymore off the top of me head like, but im sure there’s
    plenty thur, and plenty more to come! Also after three months I STILL don’t know if the knife goes on your left or your
    right!  
 
   10 - WHAT'S YOUR PET HATE ?
    I don’t get this question, but if it means which pet do I hate, I would have to say birds (especially crows and seagulls)
    I don’t have a clue why I wanted the budgies I had, but they were pretty cool! Ranaldo wearing a Brazil kit, and
    Maradonna wearing am Argentina kit!
 
    11 - IF YOU WERE STUCK ALONE ON A DESERT ISLAND AND A GENIE GAVE YOU 3 WISHES
    WHAT WOULD THEY BE ?
    Steven Gerrard to be there! An Endless amount of food and drink! And I cudnt live wivout me mobile fone, to make it
    free to send msgs and call people ALL the time!

    12 - YOU'VE JUST BECOME PRIME MINISTER - WHAT WOULD BE THE 1ST POLICY YOU WOULD
    INTRODUCE ?
    Id have to find owt what a policy is first!
   
    13 - IF YOU WERE DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS AN ANIMAL WHAT WOULD U BE AND WHY ?
     A donkey!!! Coz that’s what everyone calls me!  I think they think im dosey!!!
 
    14 - WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIME ?
    Watching Steven Gerrard playing football, then going on the internet looking at more pix of him!!!
 
    15 - YOU'VE JUST WON £5 MILLION ON THE LOTTERY , WHAT'S THE 1ST 3 THINGS THAT
    YOU'D BUY ?
     I didn’t even know I bought the lottery this week!!!! Im guna buy one of them rings that cost more than my house, so I
    can make people feel jealous too!!! Nah, not really. A BIG American camper van, A villa in spain, and a night with
    Steven Gerrard (he he)!
  
    16 - IF YOU WERE TO EMIGRATE WHERE WOULD YOU GO AND WHY ?
    I would go to Jamaica, coz its meant to be really hot, but its got a bobsleigh team so it must snow sometimes to!
 
    17 - I UNDERSTAND YOU HATE TOWNIES ? WHAT EXACTLY ARE TOWNIES ?
    No, Townies I don’t hate they don’t bother me, if you ax Gary, I’m a townie (Im not though), but a townie is one of
    them people (lads usually) that walk around looking like there gonna punch ya all the time, hang around shops wearing
    trackie pants, trainers a brandname jumper, a cap and socks over there pants with soveringns on.  And walk round
    saying yah yah yah with a bottle of cider in there hand and usually hang round the shops.  They think they can knock out
    anyone and everyone!  But there still alriet! It  think the word u want was Mosha’s and there morbid goth like peoples!!!
 
    18 - I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE THE WORLDS WORST (Best???) GEOGRAPHY
    STUDENT,PLEASE DISPEL THIS RUMOUR BY GIVING US ANSWERS TO THE FOLLOWING
    QUESTIONS ?
 
A - WHAT IS THE MAIN COUNTY IN THE LAKE DISTRICT ?  Wales
 
B - WHAT DIRECTION IS BLACKBURN FROM YOU , NORTH WEST EAST OR SOUTH ? South
 
C - WHAT IS THE MAIN RIVER RUNNING THRU' PRESTON ? River Mersey
 
D - WHAT IS THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN WALES ?  Everest
 
E - WHAT COUNTY IS KILLARNEY IN ? Cork
 
F - ON THE SEACAT FROM LIVERPOOL TO DUBLIN WHAT ISLAND DO U PASS FAMOUS FOR
 IT'S TAILLESS CATS ? Probably, theres all sorts of weird and wonderful things in Ireland!
 
G - U ARE PICKING UP JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FROM THE AIRPORT AND HE ASKS U WHICH
 AIRPORT IS NEAREST TO YOUR HOUSE , WHAT WOULD U TELL HIM ?  Manchester
 
H - WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF AUSTRIA ? Neverland or sumot
 
I - WHAT MAJOR RIVER RUNS THRU THE MIDDLE OF LONDON ? Time
 
J - YOU ARE GOING TO LANCASTER , WHICH MOTORWAY M6 OR M62 ? AND NORTH OR
 SOUTH ? M62 South
 
     19 - WHAT DO U HOPE TO DO WHEN U FINISH COLLEGE ?
 
Be quailified?!
     20 - WHO DO U THINK WILL WIN FANTASY LEAGUE THIS YEAR ?

ME!!! CozSteven Gerrards guna score me Loadza goals!!!!

Oh!!!Steven Gerrard, if you read this, cliff el give ya ma numba!!!
     Thanx Donna for a very enlightening Interview !!!
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