Fantasy Player Interviews

INTERVIEW 4 - 29TH DEC 2003         

ALAN HEATON

OUR 4TH INTERVIEWEE IS ALAN HEATON A FRIEND AND EX WORKMATE OF MINE .

 
          Alan , before we start tell us a bit about yourself for those that don't know you !

          I am 34 years old, married to Rhian for 10 years,with three children, Laura aged 11, Naomi aged 9 and
      Liam aged 7. I have lived in Euxton all my life, and have been a follower of Man City for 27 years through
      thick and thin
 
     1 - This is your 2nd time in our league Al , how did you come to know Cliff the organiser of it ?


     I met Cliff @ Coopers Taxis, when we were both driving drunks around the streets of Chorley. I took him under my
     wing and kept him on the straight and narrow(NOT). We became goods friends and suffered some tough times together!
 
     2 - What football team do you support ? How do you think they'll do this season ?

     I am a true blue through and through. Man city if they get their act together could finish top 6, but they need to start
     scoring some goals
 
     3 - I understand you have several knicknames such as 'Chunk' and 'Big Al' , can you enlighten us ?

     Well I would like to say it is cause I am hung like a horse, but unfortunately it is probably because I am an ex Pro
     Rugby League player and weigh 20 Stone!!
 
     4 - What are your musical tastes ?

     I have a varied taste, probably easy listening.
 
     5 - If you were a type of food what would you be & why ?

     A roast potato, because I am hard as rock on the outside, soft as slush on the inside, and the kind of person you could
     take to your parents on a Sunday !!!
 
     6 - 1 of your children arrived unexpectedly , I believe , do you want to tell us the story ?

     1 Cliff you mean all 3. I received a phone call on Saturday April 18th telling me I had a baby daughter. We started
     trying for the 2nd and she came home a month later 7 month pregnant. Then to top it all she woke me one Sunday
     morning @ 07-30 telling me to get up as she was in labour. At 08-50 I was a dad again. Needless to say the ‘SNIP’
     closely followed !!!
 
     7 - Any funny Coopers Taxis or Eddie Stobart stories to tell us ?

     We once had an agency driver turn up for work, and some one gave him some keys and told him he was going to
     Bristol. About 8 hours later, he returned, he was asked if everything was OK he replied yes , there alright them trucks
     when you get used to them. The manager asked what he meant, the agency man replied ‘I only came in to drive a
     fork lift’.
 
     8 - You've just won £5 million on the lottery , what's the first 3 things you'd buy ?

     A Range Rover Vogue, A holiday to Disneyland Florida for the family. A nice big house with all the luxuries.
 
     9 - What Car(s) do you currently drive ?

     A Peugoet 406 Turbo Diesel
 
     10 - Favourite TV Programmes ?

     I like real life Docs, like ‘Airport’ and ‘Cops’ etc….
 
     11 - Favourite Films ?

     Heat, Top Gun, GI Jane
 
     12 - What's your Pet Hate ?

     2nd Lane hoggers on the Motorway.
 
     13 - You've just become Prime Minister . What are the 1st 3 policies you'd push thru'.

     Make Cigarettes £10 a pack. Make people pay 50% tax on earnings over 10,000 a week, People can’t start driving
     till they are 21. 

     14 - What's your favourite past-time ?

     Sport and Computers
 
     15 - Your alone on a desert island and a genie appears and grants you 3 things you could have with you what              would they be ?

     Demi Moore, I ample supply of food and water, nice weather.
 
     16 - I believe you live in a village called Euxton pronounced Exton . Sell Euxton to us ? Why should we want
     to move there ?


     You don’t Euxton is a nice quiet village, lets keep it that way, we don’t need anymore..

Cheers for that Al  - Thanx !

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