Fantasy Player Interviews

INTERVIEW 3 - 9th December 2003 

Our 3rd interviewee is Kirsten who manages Beckham Dunion Warriors

Hi Kirsten ,
Kirsten (Night of the Everton Mint Attack)

                    You have the honour of being the third Interviewee for our Fantasy Players Interview Section .
 
Answer the questions anyway you feel fit but the more humour the better !

 
      1 - Kirsten before we start , tell us a little about yourself , Name , Age (If you want) , Sex , Job , Partner
      and how many children you have .

 
      My name is Kirsten Mary Dunion and I am 29, I like sex once a month really (not bothered about telling you) and
      I am a part-time accounts clerk for Amec! My partner is called Mark Dunion and yes, he is one of THE DUNIONS!
      I have two boys Jake is 6 years old and is just following in his dads footsteps in trouble with the headmaster at school
      already! Adam is 1 1/2 years old and he is a beast, he loves his food and beating Jake up all the time too!
     
      2 - When did you join our league and how do you know Cliff the organiser ?
 
      I joined the league last year, however Cliff who is my father managed my team for me! I did not want him to but he
      just seemed to go in and take over my whole team at anytime! No wonder I didn;t bloody win eh?
 
      3 - What if any Footy team do you support ?
 
      I support the best team which is of course MAN UTD!! Yippee!!!
 
      4 - What achievements do you think Beckham Dunion Warriors will make this year (predicted position)?
 
      I feel that we will acheive a good position and we may even make 15th place which will be great for us!
 
      5 - What car do you drive  and if money was no object what car would you like ?
 
      I drive a white peugeot 306 (i think is that right dad) and I would probably get a Black gti golf if money was no
      object!
  
      6 - What type of music do you like ?
 
      I like Westlife, Robbie Williams, Sugarbabes, Blue & Oasis too! I also like a bit of heavy metal Bon Jovi and
      Metallica!
  
      7 - Favourite TV Programmes ?
 
      Temptation Island has to be my favourite you love it sky one + wednesday's 9pm, eastenders, coronation street
      all the usual soaps and I love watching most haunted but I get very scared and I cannot sleep all night!
 
      8 - Favourite Films ?

      Meet Joe Black ( I have the soundtrack too!)
  
      9 - I understand you like the odd drink or two . What's your favourite tipple and what's this about being
      attacked by an Everton Mint . Any other drunken stories ?


      Who told you I like a drink what a load of rubbish, i have been dry now for a week and four days! I was attacked
      by an everton mint on the way home from jane and kieran's wedding and david beckham was watching me being
      sick so I thought too! I have also rang nana on a drunken night asking her did she fancy my dad and want to go to
      bed with him which I was very shocked to find out about the next day! SO you can understand now why I am going
      sober and I applaued myself for lasting so long so far!
  
      10 - What's your pet hate ?

      People leaving loads of dirty dishes piled up in the sink so you cannot even move your hand in to attempt to clean
      them and then leave them in there over night, that really winds me up!
  
      11 - Back to Fantasy Footy - Who do you think will win in the Fantasy League this season ?
   
      John Orritt's team as he is ace and of course he supports the best team Man Utd so he is bound to win! Again I
      might add!
  
      12 - Will your beat your husbands team this season ?

      Yeah right I don't think so! He is only good with his tools and that is it hasn't a clue about football!
  
      13 - I understand your Dad manages a team in this league . Does he give you much help & advice ?

      Well occassionally he will give me his opinion but i don't trust him, he has alterear motives so I pretend to take notice!
 
      14 - If you were stuck alone on a desert island and a genie granted you 3 things you could have with you
      on that island what would they be ?

 
      Ice-cream, David beckham & a body like posh spice (with no strecthmarks!)
  
      15 - You've just become Prime Minister , what's the 1st policy you'd introduce and why ?
 
      All hard-working and decent people to receive low mortgage rates and high interest rates and benefits that
      everybody else seems to get for all the years they missed out and others received!
 
      16 - If you could be a type of food what would you be and why ?
 
      I would like to be a pizza as they are delicious and scrumptous and can have lots of different toppings which is
      extra exciting!

      17 - What's your favourite past-time(s) ?
 
      Relaxing in front of the tv with some wine and chocolate and watching a nice film! I also like going to the gym now
      twice a week at the least!
 
      18 - I believe you live in a village called Adlington . Sell Adlington to us . What are it's attractions ?
 
      Well Adlington has 10 pubs all very close together, we have every take-away you can think of, a great italian and
      indian restaurant. We now have a Bargain Booze which is even better now! We are so close to Rivington for nice
      country walks and close to Reebok Stadium for all your shopping needs! Everyone is very friendly and you will soon
      be made welcome in this lovely village!
  
      19 - You've just won £5 million pound on the lottery , what's the 1st 3 things you buy ?
 
      A massive house with a pool, a cleaner! A car for me and then one for Mark, mine would be a black gti golf
      convertible and mark's would be an audi tt convertible too!
 
      20 - And finally , if you were to emigrate where would you go and why ?
 
      I would go to the Maldives as it looks so nice and peaceful and like you would have no worries whatsoever apart
      from what time to get up and what time to go to bed, my kind of life!
 
THANK YOU KIRSTEN .

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