Our 3rd interviewee is
Kirsten who manages Beckham Dunion Warriors
Hi Kirsten ,
You have the honour of being the third Interviewee for our Fantasy Players
Interview Section .
Answer the questions anyway you feel fit but the more humour the better
!
1 - Kirsten
before we start , tell us a little about yourself , Name , Age (If you
want) , Sex , Job , Partner
and how many children you have .
My name is Kirsten
Mary Dunion and I am 29, I like sex once a month really (not bothered
about telling you) and
I am a part-time accounts clerk for Amec! My partner
is called Mark Dunion and yes, he is one of THE DUNIONS!
I have two boys Jake is 6 years old and is just
following in his dads footsteps in trouble with the headmaster at school
already! Adam is 1 1/2 years old and he is a beast,
he loves his food and beating Jake up all the time too!
2 - When did you join our league and how do you
know Cliff the organiser ?
I joined the
league last year, however Cliff who is my father managed my team for me!
I did not want him to but he
just seemed to go in and take over my whole team
at anytime! No wonder I didn;t bloody win eh?
3 - What
if any Footy team do you support ?
I support the
best team which is of course MAN UTD!! Yippee!!!
4 - What
achievements do you think Beckham Dunion Warriors will make this year
(predicted position)?
I feel that
we will acheive a good position and we may even make 15th place which
will be great for us!
5 - What
car do you drive and if money was no object what car would you like
?
I drive a white
peugeot 306 (i think is that right dad) and I would probably get a Black
gti golf if money was no
object!
6 - What
type of music do you like ?
I like Westlife,
Robbie Williams, Sugarbabes, Blue & Oasis too! I also like a bit of heavy
metal Bon Jovi and
Metallica!
7 - Favourite
TV Programmes ?
Temptation Island
has to be my favourite you love it sky one + wednesday's 9pm, eastenders,
coronation street
all the usual soaps and I love watching most haunted
but I get very scared and I cannot sleep all night!
8 - Favourite
Films ?
Meet Joe Black ( I have the soundtrack too!)
9 - I understand
you like the odd drink or two . What's your favourite tipple and what's
this about being
attacked by an Everton Mint . Any other drunken
stories ?
Who told you
I like a drink what a load of rubbish, i have been dry now for a week
and four days! I was attacked
by an everton mint on the way home from jane and
kieran's wedding and david beckham was watching me being
sick so I thought too! I have also rang nana on
a drunken night asking her did she fancy my dad and want to go to
bed with him which I was very shocked to find out
about the next day! SO you can understand now why I am going
sober and I applaued myself for lasting so long
so far!
10 - What's
your pet hate ?
People leaving
loads of dirty dishes piled up in the sink so you cannot even move your
hand in to attempt to clean
them and then leave them in there over night, that
really winds me up!
11 - Back
to Fantasy Footy - Who do you think will win in the Fantasy League this
season ?
John Orritt's
team as he is ace and of course he supports the best team Man Utd so he
is bound to win! Again I
might add!
12 - Will
your beat your husbands team this season ?
Yeah right I
don't think so! He is only good with his tools and that is it hasn't a
clue about football!
13 - I understand
your Dad manages a team in this league . Does he give you much help &
advice ?
Well occassionally
he will give me his opinion but i don't trust him, he has alterear motives
so I pretend to take notice!
14 - If you
were stuck alone on a desert island and a genie granted you 3 things you
could have with you
on that island what would they be ?
Ice-cream, David
beckham & a body like posh spice (with no strecthmarks!)
15 - You've
just become Prime Minister , what's the 1st policy you'd introduce and
why ?
All hard-working
and decent people to receive low mortgage rates and high interest rates
and benefits that
everybody else seems to get for all the years they
missed out and others received!
16 - If you
could be a type of food what would you be and why ?
I would like
to be a pizza as they are delicious and scrumptous and can have lots of
different toppings which is
extra exciting!
17 - What's
your favourite past-time(s) ?
Relaxing in
front of the tv with some wine and chocolate and watching a nice film!
I also like going to the gym now
twice a week at the least!
18 - I believe
you live in a village called Adlington . Sell Adlington to us . What are
it's attractions ?
Well Adlington
has 10 pubs all very close together, we have every take-away you can think
of, a great italian and
indian restaurant. We now have a Bargain Booze
which is even better now! We are so close to Rivington for nice
country walks and close to Reebok Stadium for all
your shopping needs! Everyone is very friendly and you will soon
be made welcome in this lovely village!
19 - You've
just won £5 million pound on the lottery , what's the 1st 3 things
you buy ?
A massive house
with a pool, a cleaner! A car for me and then one for Mark, mine would
be a black gti golf
convertible and mark's would be an audi tt convertible
too!
20 - And
finally , if you were to emigrate where would you go and why ?
I would go to
the Maldives as it looks so nice and peaceful and like you would have
no worries whatsoever apart
from what time to get up and what time to go to
bed, my kind of life!
THANK YOU KIRSTEN .