Andy ,
You've been selected as Interviewee No.33 for the International Fantasy Allstars .
Start by telling us a little about yourself , your full name , job title and marital status and what age you really are ?
1 - Were you named after anyone famous No
2 - Do you prefer being called Andy or Andrew. Neither, I prefer Shifty or Curtley (Me nick names)
3 - What's your Favourite Meal Roast turkey, or if pissed chicken nuggets with cheesy chips and gravy from Chorley fried chicken!
4 - IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes if i was blind and deaf
5 - DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Who me? Na never
6 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? Wheatos
7 - WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? If they're male or female
8 - WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? When drunk i have a strange weakness for chubby birds, i don't know why
9 - WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Farmers market soup from the CO OP
10 - What footy team do you support ? The mighty Blackburn Rovers
11 - How long have you been in our league and how do you know the organiser CLIFF ? Joined this season and i've worked with the Hoff for just over a year
12 - Where do you expect to finish this season ? Maybe could sneak into the top six
13 - What'so your pet hate ? Burnley fans and those sicky burps you can get from time to time, oh and realising i spent far too much money in apple jacks at the week end
14 - If you were stuck alone on a desert island and granted 3 wishes by a genie what would they be ? To spend me first night on the island with sandra bullock then i would wish to be transported back home the day after and then i would want to be the only winner on the national lottery for four weeks running
15 - You've just become Prime Minister , what would be your 1 st Policy ? To deport all Burnley fans
16 - If you were a type of food what would you be & why ? a cucumber, no explanation needed!
17 - Whats's your favourite tipple ? guinness
18 - What's your favourite past- time ? watching the rovers
19 - I believe you live in a village called Adlington . Sell Adlington to us Andy . Why should we want to move there ? there's 15 pubs in a 3 mile radius
20 - You've just won £10 Million on the lottery , what's the 1 st 3 things you'd buy ? ten million lottery tickets
21 - If you were to emigrate , where would you go & why ? Surfers paradise in Australia sun sea sand etc
22 - What car do you drive and if money was no object what car would you drive ? corsa, some sort of austin martin
23 - Who's your favourite singer/ s , group/s ? MUSE and Girls aloud
24 - What's your favourite film ? Lord of the rings trilogy or train spotting
25 - What's your favourite TV Programme ? only fools and horses
26 - Being a Chorley Socialite relate a typical Friday night out to us and highlight the nightspots to us . Henry Taits then george then white heart then tut nip downstairs realise its crap then go AJs and keep asking yourself why you've ended up there again!
27 - Leading on from 26 have you woken up in any strange places after 1 of these nights out ? somebody's garden who i didnt know and couldnt remember how i got there
Thankyou Andy for taking part .
