Simon is a self employed roofer and is engaged to my youngest , Natasha . A Year agio Simon was sent Interview No.29 . I never got a reply coz he's a technophobe ! Recently I did however receive this response from him to an email which was doing the rounds , until he responds correctly his Interview will be substituted with what appears below .
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No but i wish i was!
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Doing this interview. 6 hours at a computer i can't use!
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really, i cant read it.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Roast beef
5.DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Yes. 16 at the last count!
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No, I hate cross dressers
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? no, never!
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes but they dropped a bit when i was 14!
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I once jumped 500m into a ravine in Bolivia. Hair raising!
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? crunchy nut cornflakes
11. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No but ive still got that golds gym vest you lent me.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? dress sense & you really need to give those leather pants a rest!
15. RED OR PINK? Red .
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My webbed feet
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? the cat who shits on my lawn
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? if they can be bothered.
19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? white dress, White stillettos
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? chicken korma
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Mega Death
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Black
23. FAVOURITE SMELLS? freshly cut grass
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? some irish nutter claiming to be tashas mum
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes, He's a gentleman & decent. One of a few.
27. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH ? Football
28. HAIR COLOUR? Dark brown
29 EYE COLOUR? blue/green
30. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no but my eyes are going square!
31. FAVOURITE FOOD? Anything that is cooked & presented well!
32. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? happy endings
33. WHATS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? nightnare on elm street
34. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Im not wearing a shirt.
35. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer!!
36. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses
37 FAVOURITE DESSERT? Ice cream/ hot fudge cake
38. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? kirsten
39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? lord lucan
40. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? How to use a computer/ bill gates
41. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Mouse Pad?
42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Fishing
43. FAVOURITE SOUND? tasha sleeping
44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? beatles
45. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? bolivia 1984
46. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? naked trampoline champion
47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Rivington ward, Chorley hospital!
48. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? dunions
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