No.21
TINA HILL MANAGER OF GOLDEN EAGLES
1 - Before we start properly Tina , tell us a little about yourself , name , Age (if you want), Sex, Job, Where you live etc .
Name,as above,sex,if drunk ,job,yes I have one.Where I live Grays in my house .
2 - When did you join and how do you know our Organiser Cliff .
Joined last season. you are my husbands, sisters, daughters, husbands, brother...clear.
3 – What’s your favourite City / Town ?
Any where quiet. AND NO FISHING!!!!(this is for Dave)
4 - Where do you expect to finish in the Fantasy league this season ?
Bottom .....as last year
5 - What car do you drive ?
I wanted a mazzzorartie!!!! but couldn't spell it on forms so bought a KA!!
6 – Now we know what car you drive why is it that you always park 6 feet away from the Kerb ?
Dom.....you wait
7 - What type of music do you like ?
Cliff... Donny... all the golden oldies
8 - Favourite TV Programme ?
soaps
9 - Favourite Film ?
101 Dalmations
10 - What's your pet hate ?
Dave biting his nails!!!
11 - If you were stuck alone on a desert island and a genie granted you 3 things you could have with you on that island what would they be ?
Just my phone and yellow pages...so I ring 4 help
12 - You've just become Prime Minister , what's the 1st policy you'd introduce ?
Ban Fishing!! (in our house anyway)
13 – Whats’ your favourite Tipple ? An informer reckons it should be non-alcoholic as you get tipsy easily !
I don't know where you got your info from.... but I simply had a bug and I like Malibu
14 - If you were to describe yourself as an animal , what would you be and why ?
A pussy cat because I'm soft and gentle
15 - What's your favourite past-time ?
When I have time I like badminton.
16 – I went to cubs once and never went back , they were too rough for me ! How did you cope at Rangers , did you bully anyone like our informers Aunt ?
I never went to Rangers too girlie I went to Venture Scouts more fun!!
17 - You've just won £5 million pound on the lottery , what's the 1st 3 things you buy ?
New car, new house,new handbag (mines just broke)
18 - What football team do you support (If any) ?
Don't like football apart from fantasy
19 – If you could change your name what would it be ? Example , apparently , an informer tells us that you call Michael Owen , Ah Bless
Who is this spy... My surname would change to Turner Coz I'm simply the best
20 – Now’s your chance to get your own back on your Informer/s ? You’ve been on holidays with them on many occasions recently , go on , tell us a few stories ? If you have any photos send them too !
Its all lies. I'm innocent. If they are who I think they are then just ask male informer what he burnt on the barbecue!!!!and how many photos of the moon did he take?
21 - And finally , if you were to emigrate , where would you go & why ?
No where, don't like flying can you emigrate to Norfolk? don't think so.
Thank-you