1 - Before
we start properly Dominic , tell us a little about yourself ,
Name , Age (if you want), Sex,
Job, Where you live etc .
My name is Dominic, I live
in a country mansion in Lincoln, overlooking a
lovely lake called the Blue
Lagoon. I work as a general do anything sort of
lacky.
2 - When did you join and
how do you know our Organiser Cliff .
Joined at the start, and I
am not really sure how I know Cliff. I seem to
remember he lived with us once,
many years ago. He was different then, he
had long hair and even worse
taste in clothes than he does now.. I also seem
to remember him resorting to
bribes of Cigarettes when I was younger to keep
my mouth shut about some of
his dubious activities....
3 – What’s your favourite
City / Town ?
Favourite City - London - everythinmg
happens here!
4 - Where do you expect
to finish in the Fantasy league this season ?
Mid Table
5 - What car do you drive
?
Sadly a Vauxhall Vectra, but
as I care abbout the environment I have chosen
to run mine on LPG, the evironmentally
clean fuel.
6 - What type of music do
you like ?
anything really. I like Opera
and Jazz
7 - Favourite TV Programme
?
Maggie and the frecious beast
8 - Favourite Film ?
The cat in the Hat or Forest
Gump, I feel so alive when I watch these
quality movies.
9 - What's your pet hate
?
Paying Tax to the government
to support all the illegal immigrants over here
from Ireland.
10 - If you were stuck alone
on a desert island and a genie granted you 3
things you could have with
you on that island what would they be ?
Denise, Victoria and India
11 - You've just become
Prime Minister , what's the 1st policy you'd
introduce ?
Increase speed limits on Motorways
for Silver cars to 100 MPH
12 - If you were to describe
yourself as a type of food , what would you be
and why ?
CAndy Floss , as it's light and fluffy just like
me...
13 - What's your favourite
past-time ?
Walking round my country estate
with my dogs...
14 - You've just won £5
million pound on the lottery , what's the 1st 3
things you buy ?
New Car - probably something
like a Porche, Holiday homes in France and
Bermuda, and a pair of red
trainers, so I can be more like Cliff..
15 - What football team
do you support (If any) ?
Manchester City - til I die...
Unlike Mum who supported Everton and
mysteriously chanaged to support
Liverpool. Has anyone noticed how when she
changed Liverpools fortunes
took a turn for the worse. I think she may have
started supporting Manchester
United recently....
16 – I believe you commute
a lot between Lincoln & London , got any funny
stories to tell us about your
travels ?
I once blew a kiss to
a cow grazing in one of the fileds along the way.
17 – A recent photograph
unearthed by The manager of Ewenited has shown an
uncanny likeness between your
youngest daughter India and Cliff the runner
of this league ! Does this
concern you ?
Not really... I know that Cliff
is a jaffa!! He fires blanks.... I am not
sure whether he is batting
for the other side these days...
18 – I understand you taught
James Beattie , England & Southampton Striker ,
how to swim . Any other claims
to fame ?
I have got very nice nipples.
I know Beverley Turner who
does the F1 stuff on ITV and Basketball!
19 - And finally , if you
were to emigrate , where would you go & why ?
I would probably choose Bermuda.
I haven't been yet, but I bel;ieve it's
really easy to disappear there.....
Thank-you