NO.18
OUR 18TH IS DANNY ROSCOE MANAGER OF BEANZE MEANZE HEINZE .
1 - When did you join this league & how do you know Cliff the Organiser ?
Not entirely sure – think maybe this is my fourth year now. I went to school with Gaz – nephew of the infamous Clifton.
2 - Where do you expect to Finish in the league this year ?
Expect the unexpected – but hoping for a top 5 finish after a good start to the season. Definitely time to move up a level from the usual 10th place finish.
3 - What type of music do you like ?
Anything really, depends on my mood. At the moment listening to Pixies, Stone Roses, The Smiths – not an indie kid – honest! Not a big fan of that Radiohead, and keep those Mother Hubbard rappers away from my stereo as well.
4 - What's your Favourite TV Programme/s ?
Given the declining standard of most things terrestrial, I’d have to plump for the classic Corrie.
5 - Favourite Film/s ?
Anything with Silvia Saint.
6 - What's your Pet Hate ?
Stick insects – what’s the point? Seriously though – people who stand at pedestrian crossings without pressing the button. Grrrr. And people who walk down the street diagonally (and slowly) and cut me up, especially when I’m late for work (every day). And people who walk down the street on their mobile phones talking really loud because of the traffic – can it not wait till you get home dickhead?
7 - You've just become Prime Minister , What would be your 1st policy you'd introduce ?
Send Prescott to Iraq as a peacekeeper.
8 - If you were to describe yourself as a type of food what would you be & why ?
Fruit and Fibre – quite good for you in short bursts, but if you have too much, the results can be disastrous.
9 - What's your favourite past-times ?
Football, er, that’s it.
10 - You've just won £5 million on the lottery , what's the 1st 3 things you'd buy ?
A Caribbean Villa
A plane ticket to the Caribbean
One of those car crushers for my boss’s Lime Green Daewoo Matiz - and a camera.
11 - What if any football team do you support ?
Manchester United.
12 - What's your favourite Tipple ?
Anything of the Real Ale variety – particularly fond of Abbot Ale at the moment.
13 - What car do you drive ?
What’s wrong with Virgin Trains and the Megabus?!
14 - When you were younger what did you want to be when you grew up ?
When?! Er, was probably set on being the next Peter Schmeichel. But now I’m not so sure.
15 - What's your favourite City ?
Birmingham – the city, not the team.
16 - Favourite Book/s ?
Birdsong – classic. And Razzle.
17 - Who would be your Dream Date ?
Andrea Corr.
18 - I believe you're currently residing in London . What do you think ?
I think it’s time I left! I have no money!