Don’t be so cheeky….. 24

Layabout, sorry student teacher

1 - When did you join this league & how do you know Cliff the Organiser?

I think that this is my 4th fantasy football season.

I met Cliff one beautiful Sunday morning, as I was taking a plane to the planet Zog.  He asked me what it was like to be a perpetual student, and informed me he has the utmost respect for lazy, tax evading students who his income tax supports.  We struck up a great friendship, and now, 24 years later he is still supporting my studying habit. I also think he may be some uncle or something

 2 - Where do you expect to Finish in the league this year ?

 Duh!!!!!!!!!!! Top of course

3 - What type of music do you like?

All the stuff you lot don’t.  Anything that reminds me of cheddar is top of my hits list – Justin Trousersnake, Rachel Stevens, Steps, Aqua you name the cheese and its in my collection

 4 - What's your Favourite TV Programme/s ?

Anything that involves talent searching – Pop Idol, Fame Academy, X factor, I’m sure the producers jumped in my brain to see what I would like and came up with a solution

Also Corrie – I am an addict.  Does that mean I am getting old.  I have also noticed that the theme tune is the only thing that quietens Freja when she’s having one of her world famous paddys.

 5 - Favourite Film/s ?

 Ordinary decent criminal

LOTR I, II, III

6 - What footy team do you support & Why ?

NUFC – I have no idea.  I vaguely remember being forced to support Liverpool and then when I became a stroppy teenager I realised they were crap, and I didn’t want to follow the team mam made me, so I think I started to follow MUFC, but realised they were just arrogant tossers, (sorry john!).  where Newcastle came in to it I don’t know.  I think I like the stripes, and no one else in the vicintity supported them, (always a bonus!)

 7 - What's your Pet Hate ?

 The dog hates the hoover, shes scared stiff of it, and cheap dog food, she’d rather die of starvation than eat it, (although that’s not very likely as Freja has a habit of sharing everything with the dog).  The rabbit hates thunder, (and the little black bits in rabbit food)

 8 - You've just become Prime Minister , What would be your 1st policy you'd introduce

Force everyone to study damn hard, and make lazy tax payers see how hard it is to juggle a job, husband and education.

 9 - If you were to describe yourself as an car what would you be & why ?

 Lotus Elise – sleek, trim and sexy!!

I’m not big headed, just honest

10 - What's your favourite past-times ?

I don’t have bloody time to pass 

 11 - Being married to the greatest fantasy football player in our league , how do you cope ? Does he offer advice,assistance ?

Hey, believe me he’s more than the greatest fantasy football player, that’s how i cope, but I probably shouldn’t go in to details as I think its classified info.  Anyway, he does offer advice, but that’s usually the weeks my team does crap.  And he gives me plenty of assistance when I need it, but again, how does that relate to fantasy football

 12 - You've just won £5 million on the lottery , what's the 1st 3 things you'd buy ?

  I don’t do the lottery so how can I win.  If I did, a Z3, a traditional cottage in Ireland and a ticket to the moon

 13 - What's your favourite Tipple ?

 Tia Maria and coke, (or wine if I’m feeling sophisticated)

14 - What's your favourite meal ?

 Oatmeal

 15 - What car do you drive ?

 A blue one

16 - When you were younger what did you want to be when you grew up?

 Older

17 - What's your favourite City ?

 Barcelona – its beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 18 - Favourite Book/s ?

 Harry Potter

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

 19 - Who would be your Dream Date ?

 My husband of course! What you trying to do to me here?

20 - Stuck on a desert Island all alone a Genie grants you 3 wishes , what would they be ?

 John, Freja & then 3 more wishes

21 - If you could meet 1 person dead or alive who would it be ?

 I wouldn’t like to meet anyone if I was dead coz I’d be all grey and funny looking.  If I was alive I’d like to meet Simon Cowell and ask him how come he’s so mean

Thanx Kim

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