Our 10th Interviewee is Andy , who manages Stealth Binmen AFC

1 - Before we start properly Andy , tell us a little about yourself , Name , Age (if you want), Sex, Job,

Where you live etc .....

1.Hello, I'm Andy Chatburn, Manager of Stealth Binmen AFC (named in honour of the ultra-quiet bin men who collect our rubbish @ 0745 hrs (yes really!) on a Wednesday am). I'm 39 years old, single and independently wealthy after working for ten years smuggling diamonds and gold bullion in the far east. On occasion I work for HM Government on projects vital to national security. Meanwhile as a cover and for pin money I work alongside Cliff as a Computer Operator.

2 - When did you join and how do you know our Organiser Cliff .

2. I joined about two seasons ago after meeting Cliff on a covert operation in Switzerland. In between firefights he happened to mention the Fantasy Football League. The rest is, as they say, history.

3 - What if any football team do you support and how do you think they'll do this season ?

3. I don't tend to support particular teams but I do like to follow certain teams as its important for my cover, the chicks like it...

It's impossible to work in Bootle without following Liverpool and Everton, Arsenal were doing well until the last weekend. Liverpool never seem to cure their inconsistency problem.

4 - Where do you expect to finish in the Fantasy league this season ?

4. Hopefully not at the bottom, I've had a busy time with Islamic Fundamentalists this year and its hell on the team schedule.

5 - What car do you drive ?

5. Depends where in the world I'm at on a given day, the Aston Martin when I'm in Monaco, the Ferrari (red) in Rome, the Land Rover in the field. When managing the Team I try to keep a low profile so I use a Diesel Fiesta.

6 - What type of music do you like ?

6. I like a broad range of music, a keen Eighties fan like most ( I suspect) adults my age. I also collect film soundtracks by certain composers. Also when on assignment I've had to attend Opera (you know, Covent Garden London, Rome , Madrid). The Russian FSB are usually coming out of the woodwork at the Bolshoi.

7 - Favourite TV Programme ?

7. Dare I say this, Stargate - come on, I need to relax sometime.

8 - Favourite Film ?

8. True Lies

9 - I understand you have a Ginormous Dog ! Why is it called Peaches ?

9. Peaches is a 10 stone St Bernard. Her name derives from her Kennel Club name " Lady Peaches to Extreme". Her interests are Sleeping (a lot), eating (a lot ), food, the whereabouts of food and other peoples food. She has recently developed a liking for Chocolate Hob Nobs.

10 - What's your pet hate ?

10. Other people using the motorway when I'm using the Aston.

11 - If you were stuck alone on a desert island and a genie granted you 3 things you could have with you on that  island what  would they be ?

11. a. My own deli.
      b. My dog.
      c. Never having to pay tax , again, ever.....

12 - You've just become Prime Minister , what's the 1st policy you'd introduce ?

12. Easy, put the FULL sign over the port of Dover.

13 - If you were to describe yourself as a type of food , what would you be and why ? 

13. Working for Miracle is just like working for HM Government, so It would have to be a mushroom because you're kept in the dark and fed S**T.

14 - What's your favourite past-time ? 

14. Another easy one , Skiing, as an "international playboy" I can never get enough of it.

15 - You've just won £5 million pound on the lottery , what's the 1st 3 things you buy ?

15. A set of tyres for the Aston, another private jet as the Lear is getting a little long in the tooth and  with the rest I'd treat the family to a mountain retreat, like, British Columbia.

16 - And finally , if you were to emigrate where would you go and why ?

16. The Canadian Rockies, its getting too hot for me now in the UK and the Beckams are complaining about the private airstrip.

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